Some friend's of mine had an interesting devotional. As they finished reading Job, the son asked his father, "So, if Job had 7 sons and 3 daughters, and 7,000 sheep and 3,000 camels... Does that mean that his sons were like the sheep?"
The dad replied with a little twinkle in his eye and a smile on his lips, "Yep, they were slow and dumb and..."
But before he could finish his little joke, the son turns to his older sister, and with huge eyes and a very questionable look on his face, asks her, "How far can you spit?!?!"
